User:Neigerlxa/Richard M. Pearlstein

Richard M. Pearlstein is an incredibly smart man who has been a professor at Southeastern Oklahoma State University for 15 or 16 years. He has personally met Dennis Rodman. He says "um" quite often. It's actually quite annoying. Many students say that they enjoy having his class. Personally, I think his class is very interesting. He fought in World War I and II. He secretly IS Jesus Christ. He is a democrat. He starred in Lord of the Rings and The Hangover. He can bench 450 over 9000 times. I saw him do it. He is also the first and only known human to surpass Super Saiyan 3. Also, he's the inspiration for Dragon Ball Z. He served as president of Alaska before it was a state. Pearlstein led the French Revolution. Sam Walton asks Dr. Pearlstein for money-saving advice and Chuck Norris goes to him for both fighting and physical fitness techniques.