User:Neill harte

Neill harte was was born in the small village of belfast on toad, the child of a local scientist wilberforce harte,a notorious raconteur and deviant and frogmella hayseed, a dwarf milkmaid of questionable intra-family parentage.Given neills dubious parentage it is quite astounding that he went on to lead such a dramatic life.Credited with invention of so many things we take for granted such as gravity, the solar system, the question mark and all forms of modern religion and philosophy. MORE ON THIS FASCINATING INDIVIDUAL LATER MY DISCIPLES