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Naomi Jane Wilson

Naomi Wilson or St. Naomi Jane as she was more commonly known,is widely regarded as the only and greatest heroine of the 20th Century.She devoted her life to feeding the poor and erecting solid gold monuments of herself throughout the world. St. Naomi's massive achievements were rarely documented due to her humble and modest wishes to remain 'true' but her greatest feat according to her well promoted fan clubs web page "www.st.naomijanerulez.ok.com" occured in 1906 when it is said she saved 153 people from a sinking ship off the coast of Switzerland, using love and greatness as her only weapons. But St. Naomis greatness did not stop there and despite her thousands of devoted admirers pleas for her to devote time to herself she continued her selfless journey constructing several theme parks for the aged throughout the land.Rest in peace St. Naomi Jane you will never be forgotten,as you once famously said "if you never try then youll never know".