User:Nenglaoui

Born Neng Shai Laui, in East Japan, she has recently been crowned the "Queen of Jai Jutsu" she is the most amazing woman ever to live. She is on death row right now for doing a Jai Jutsu kick-aa-monger on an innocent civilian of Japans Eastern district. She says she is very excited to go in the electric chair because she loves thrilling experiences.

Early Life: Neng Shai was an amazing child as well because she is the first child to be born at the age of one million. She is currently 1 million and 32. She was always on the run from the Taikwando Terrors (a gang in Japan who hit you with breadsticks) she would often run up the walls with her ninjitsu boots, then she would fall after three steps up the wall and break her neck. She broke her neck 60 times. Her boyfriend, crowned king of the rice paper roll eating competition, he was 345 kilograms by the age of 12.

Translation: 木土口木弓土木尸竹木竹 木月尸木 竹竹木竹十木 秣的確立3馬2馬即 糓是想去掉淚液晶綺的你 竹7籤的方式了事先

Current life: Right now Neng Shai lives in the most luxurious cardboard box on her homeless people street. She has decorated it with old police tape and pictures of BTS. She often makes out with the picture of the k-pop band leader when she gets lonely. Neng Shai has 2 sets of clothes, one she found in a public bathroom and the other set she found in her belly after an operation. She says she must have eaten some clothes while she was drunk. Her car is a little BMX bike that she stole from a little girl. You may have thought she would be rich because of how famous she is and she would be rich if she didn't spend it on her luxurious cardboard box and her signed BTS posters.

Life achievements: She says her main achievement was stealing candy from a three year old because of her anger towards children who lit her box to flames. She also says she has fun every time she goes to the asylum of mentally screwed people because she enjoys the model humans she gets to bash against walls. She got into the habit of that ever since she developed a live for pooing on fellow asylum people and wacking them against walls.

Her main goals: Her life-long goal is to do a poo the size of her sisters head which she bashed viciously against a wall during the summer of 2014. Unfortunately from pushing too hard she developed a life-long deformity where she lost control of the muscles in her hind and now she can't stop pooing. On her walk to the great wall of China she became a saviour because she left a trail of poo for directions for the other travellers.

In 2015 we did a survey and 95% of girls in Japan see her as a role model.

Thank you for reading this bunch of bs.