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It's too much for you, you won't believe me

It's too much for you, you won't believe me
A quote from one of the most greatest men in the break of time. He has been in search for his purpose for years after discovering his powers of being a narcissistic child. This quote is what started his journey that was sent from his own phone to another person who is known as his greatest enemy in his life currently right now as I type this. What makes this very amazing, is the fact that he uses it when its too much for you. So he follows the quote with, "You won't believe me!" as a way to finish his quote so you can understand that whatever he was trying to claim or express in his past actions, they we're too out there that the universe even couldn't believe it. Of course, now this quote is being used in every aspect of reality, from mitochondria cells to the galaxies themselves that communicate with each using light sounds or waves of the space continuum. This is how you know he was the chosen man to become the richest and most successful man out there as we live in this planet. He can be the second coming of each god from each religion as even he exceeds the power of time itself. Have you ever seen a god past that point, I mean this man has the power to invest as well, like "OH MY GOD!!" you know its real when a man can invest.

The Origin
Back in 2013, a kid was going through his day to day life, sharing memes, laughing and just being a kid. He then came across a saint, a prodigy, a kid who has already awakened the third eye. They we're friends, but as time progressed, the prodigy was awaking the 4th eye, which I know its something you don't see everyday. As this happened, he gained the power to make teachers blush everyday, this was the magnitude of his new power. Of course, he hid this power within himself and never showed it or used it ever again. A year passes, and the kids are still friends as they are. Of course, over the course of time, the narcissism started to grow on the young prodigy, so he started to gain a self entitlement of a young shepherd. One stormy night, the boys were chatting each other on the glorious app named Kik. The kids we're just having a normal conversation, until the power of the universe overcame the prodigy. He then furiously used his mighty powers of self-centeredness and typed through the universe and time itself. The dreadful message was so powerful, the horns from the sky stopped, and even Jesus Christ himself turned on his grave in Jerusalem. It shocked the whole world, and only silence filled the air. Then a notification sound was heard after that silent pause, the other boy in the line was puzzled as he opened the message. His eyes were wide opened as he opened his phone and read the message that even monks would read and cry in their sleep. This was the message as it stand out in the phone, "So last year yo lo llegue a una hot ass teacher, I would make her blush everyday and............" the pause is so powerful it stands out from the message it self. Then there it was, the powerful conclusion to the powerful message being delivered to the other boy. "Can't say the rest, its too much for you, you won't believe me!" After that there was a dreadful pause and the society in earth stopped functioning, never was such beautiful text delivered in time ever! until that point in time.