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= Emily Fordham =

Personal Life
Emily Ruth Elizabeth Fordham (born 22 September 2003) is from Bedford, Bedfordshire. She is a British university student of above average height but below average charm.

Childhood
Very little of note can be said about Fordham’s childhood - it was a generic white-girl upbringing.

Achievements
Fordham lacks many virtues but excels in the meeting celebrity department. On a scale of most famous to least famous, she has met:


 * 1) Chris Hemsworth, very famous actor and general hunk of a man
 * 2) Paula Vennells (previously CBE), disgraced post-office CEO
 * 3) Alan Fordham, very minor cricketer who’s main accomplishment is actually having a genuine Wikipedia page

Controversies
Fordham is known as one of the biggest ‘nepo’ babies in the University of Cambridge. When Fordham tried to enter the University on merit, she was resoundingly rejected by Downing college. It is widely thought that Fordham’s place at Sidney Sussex College is only through her father’s donations and her potential place in the Pheons is only due to her brother, Joseph’s, social abilities.

Medical Issues
Fordham suffers from the irrational cyclophobia.