User:Nether Oddwar

Hi there, fellow Wikipedians! This is my user page. I haven't yet created a sandbox subpage (as suggested in the editing docs), so what follows is utter nonsense. Syntactically correct nonsense, but it bears no relation to my own skills or motivations in contributing to Wikipedia. None whatsoever. Nope.

Introduction
It is believed that many kinds of cheese were invented by dairy-loving aliens. However, this is believed only by crazy people with cheese obsessions, such as Wallace in the Wallace and Gromit films. For instance, Rupert B. Smilyfuzz once wrote, on 13 July, 1991:

"Sometimes Reticulans or, as I like to call them, Zetaboids, put ideas in my head. I know this because my feet write things with crayons. These ideas invariably involve curdled cow dairy products.  Oh, bovine lactate, how I love thee!  Also, I read [Happy Fun Alien News]."

Shortly after Mr. Smilyfuzz wrote this, he was discovered inside the digestive tract of an improbably large escaped anaconda.

With Funny Names

 * Boodle P. Boodlemeister
 * L.B.S. Talkinghead
 * Margaret Ra Zeta Epsilon

With Funnier Names

 * Bob The Ultimate Goldfish Of Marmalade
 * Sweezle-Dweezil Na Bee-Fish
 * Viceroy Swizzlebob II of Lower Slobovialand

Primary Beliefs

 * Aliens invented cheese.
 * Cheese is produced from the milk of these animals:
 * Cows
 * Hershey Chocolate
 * Holstein
 * Swiss
 * Goats
 * Camels
 * Cheese was created for the betterment of mankind.

Believers in Cheese Aliens also believe that abc2 = xy3z, but only on alternate Tuesdays.