User:Neurolysis/Death

In the light of this, I thought I'd get the ball going.

Confirmation
The following GOST string will have its input revealed to any (and potentially all) of the following trusted users, who will then in turn confirm that a family member has confirmed my death. And yes, in case you're wondering, this hash is particularly strong and secure.

Actions requested
Please, upon confirmation of death, do the following:


 * Replace my userpage with &#123;{subst:User:Neurolysis/Death/t}}, and then fully protect it
 * Don't protect (either semi or full) my user talk page, because I do love misguided vandals :)
 * Block all of my alternate accounts, but not my main one (this one, Neurolysis), as it may be the only way to communicate for whoever you are talking to
 * If it is considered appropriate, feel free to add me to WP:RIP
 * Remove all of my user rights