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House of Love (YouTube)
House of Love is a show which is broadcast on YouTube. The show is about a homosexual man who is desperate to find a boyfriend but tends to fail with bizarre consequences. The main character in the show is Peter. The other main characters are Ian and Andy. The show is based in Peter's flat which is located in England. The show has been running since August 2008.

Peter
Peter Schmeichel is the main character in the show. He is a shy 44-year-old who just wants to run his own show but sadly for him, things never seem to work out. In Season 1, Peter interviews many contestants who auditioned for the part as his lover. After no luck in the first half of the season, he moved to the USA for a few weeks in hope of finding a boyfriend. He returned home with no lover. Towards the end of Season 1, Peter decided that he and Ian were meant to be together. In Season 2, Peter was beaten and raped by a drunken Ian in the majority of the episodes. As a result of this abuse, Peter spent about fifteen weeks in hospital due to him collapsing after being beaten, raped and seeing that everything in his flat was stolen by burglars. When Peter wakes up towards the end of Season 2, he realises that Ian has run off with Gary. Peter then suffered from depression. At the end of Season 2, The Barthez Brothers beat up Peter because Ian said he would pay them to do it. It has not yet been confirmed whether Peter survived the attack which left him not breathing.

Ian
Ian Rush was Peter's first lover. He is an 82-year-old man and is also an alcoholic. Ian was one of the contestants who auditioned to be Peter's boyfriend. He was rejected at first and came back several times but was still rejected. Towards the end of Season 1, Ian finally got the part as Peter's boyfriend after he decided that no-one else was suitable for the role. In Season 2 he started to drink heavily and was usually drunk as a result. This meant that in nearly every episode he either beat or raped Peter. He attended alcoholics anonymous once but never went back and kept drinking. He beat and raped Peter so much that he was in hospital for a long period. The Police then started to chase him and as a result he ditched Peter and ran off with Gary. He and Gary moved to Mexico at the start of Season 3 and are currently staying there until the 'Ian rape Peter' saga ends.

Andy
Andy Cole is the presenter of the show. He is a 36-year-old man who has tried but failed to get work on television but had found his big break in presenting the House of Love. He has a mild case of tourettes as he tends to swear or curse out of turn. He befriends Peter in Season 1 and also grows fond of Ian but in Season 2, he turns on Ian after finding out what he done to his best friend Peter.

Gary
Gary Pallister is a strange 43-year-old man who has physical and mental problems. Gary first appeared in Season 1 but has only become a main character towards the end of Season 2 when he becomes Ian's new lover. Gary first auditioned to be Peter's lover but was rejected and like Ian, kept coming back only to be rejected again. In Season 1, when Peter travels to the USA, he goes to a gay bar only to find Gary there. This suggests that Gary is well traveled. At the end of Season 2, Ian ditches Peter and runs off with Gary. Gary is Ian's sidekick, and does whatever Ian tells him to do and is usually bullied by Ian. Gary and Ian are currently living in Mexico as of Season 3.

Supporting Characters
The other characters include The Barthez Brothers, Ruud, Jason, Jerzy, Arsene, Pavel and John. All of these characters have appeared in more than two episodes.

Season 1
01. PILOT

02. BAD CAMERAS

03. CRAZY CAMERA

04. SILENT NIGHT

05. AUDITIONS

06. AUDITIONS PART 2

07. AUDITIONS PART 3

08. AUDITIONS PART 4

09. AUDITIONS PART 5

10. AUDITIONS PART 6

11. PETER'S ANNOUNCEMENT

12. PETER'S JOURNEY

13. DULL DAY

14. BRIGHT NIGHT

15. LAST DAY IN USA

16. PETER'S RETURN

17. WEIRD GARY

18. PETER WAKES UP

19. MORE AUDITIONS

20. RUUD MAN

21. IAN'S RETURN

22. RUUD'S RETURN

23. REIDY & RUDD

24. THE IAN RAP

25. THE PETER FILES

26. WORST EPISODE EVER

27. JAMIE'S NAP

28. MORE FAB AUDITIONS

29. THAT MAKES TWO

30. ARSE & WANKER

31. IAN THE PUNDIT?

32. STAN OR PAVEL?

33. LIST COMPLETE!

34. THE FIRST DATE

35. THE SECOND DATE

36. THE THIRD DATE

37. THE FOURTH DATE

38. FACK YOU!

39. THE FIFTH DATE

40. SEASON REVIEW

41. THE LAST RESORT

42. THE LAST AUDITIONS

43. PETER DECIDES!

44. SEASON FINALE

Season 2
01. WERE BACK!

02. IAN GOES SHOPPING

03. ARGUMENT

04. IAN LEAVES?

05. DRUNK IAN

06. IAN RAPES PETER

07. PETER AND IAN FIGHT

08. PETER RUNS

09. YET ANOTHER RAPE

10. IAN'S SOBER

11. IAN'S REACTION

12. SPRING CLEAN

13. THE SECOND WORST

14. CARPET & BED

15. SIGN UP PLEASE!

16. ALCOHOLICS

17. DRAMATIC TWIST

18. NOT AGAIN IAN!

19. PETER FAINTS

20. RETURN OF THE BALD

21. WE'VE BEEN ROBBED

22. THREE, TWO, ONE

23. IAN'S CONFESSION

24. VISITOR

25. IAN RUNS AGAIN

26. THE IAN FILES 27. HE NEVER LEARNS

28. RAPE 1,000,000?

29. JUST GO IAN!

30. IAN SURRENDERS?

31. IAN CAPTURED?

32. THE REMINDER

33. FINALLY CAPTURED

34. IAN RAPES ANDY?

35. SCARY IAN 36. IAN RAPES HIMSELF

37. PETER WAKES UP

38. IAN MOVES HOUSE

39. PETER FREAKS OUT

40. IAN RINGS PETER

41. IAN LOVES GARY

42. IAN & GARY'S PLAN

43. END OF SEASON

Season 3
01. BEGIN THE JOURNEY