User:Newdelphi80

Hello? Who's this?

Why it's Matthew Sheffield, the Teacher, Physiologist, amateur Historian and failed Dandy. Studies undertaken at the University of Liverpool and Liverpool John Moores University, his exploits have more recently been channeled towards the understanding of the history of the Cow Press and its inventor Jaques Vrille along with James Anthony Charles Fellowes.

Residing on the Isle of Man Matthew enjoys nothing more than sitting around bore and skint whinging on about how bored and skint he is. Further past times include Pig Whiffling and occasional Pot Noodling.

Married to his wife he blunders through existence with gay abandon to which the long suffering ball and chain both questions and despairs.

More will follow but he must to work now.