User:NiceGuy152/Userboxes

In this universe it seems that the only thing constant is that everything changes. With that in mind note that this gallery of userboxes may no longer display an accurate portrayal of whom I am. Since the time when I began to add the first little userbox and watched it grown into the mighty monstrosity it is today many a moon has gone by:-)

Education
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school" Albert Einstein

Mathematics
"Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper" David Hilbert

Language
"My hovercraft is full of eels" -From the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook sketch by Monty Python

Lifestyle
"If you bring a hammer, you better bring nails." Jack Wheeler from Twin Peaks

Beliefs
"No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz" Homer J. Simpson

Family
"Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family" Homer J. Simpson

Politics
"We Had To Invade, They Were Working On Weapons Of Mass Disintegration" Kodos...

Computing
"A refund for defective software might be nice, except it would bankrupt the entire software industry in the first year" Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Games
"The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games" Eugene Jarvis

Food
"To alcohol: the cause of --- and solution to --- all of life's problems." Homer J. Simpson

Movies
"A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder" Alfred Hitchcock

Television
"Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education" Paul Erdös

Music
"Without music, life would be a mistake" Friedrich Nietzsche

Books
"Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them" The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Recreation
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Mark Twain

History
"If you can look into the seeds of time, And say which grain will grow and which will not, Speak" Banquo from Shakespeare's play Macbeth

Science
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny ...'" Isaac Asimov

Comics
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman" Homer Simpson

Wikipedia
"There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path" Morpheous from the Matrix

The end
"Mr. Wizard! Get me the hell out of here!" Neo in the Matrix