User:Nicholas1394/Steven slingy sloan

{{Infobox information appliance Steven Slingy Sloan
 * name        =Steven Slingy Sloan
 * image       =[[File:http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/3/000/059/0c6/04216ff.jpg]]

Steven Slingy Sloan is a 12 year old boy in Felix Festa Middle School. He is about to fail Math, English, Social Studies, and possibly Science. He picks his nose and licks his toes just like his friend Tommy G. He never will get laid nor will he be paid in a job. He has a very bad future to look forward to.

Steven's report card
Math- F Lack of Effort Needs Improvement Frequently uses bathroom

English- Failure JUST PLAIN FAILURE!!!!! Very bad attitude HORRIBLE ACCENT Licks his toes a lot

Social Studies- F Steven is the worst in the class I want him out of my class HEY STOP TALKIN AND LEMME EAT MY CHALK

Science- D- I gave you a D- instead of a F because I don't wanna look bad Science is not MATHEMATICS! if you can even read that word Steven I'll see you in the streets in the future