User:Nicholas Tylermon Jaffacous

== THIS IS THE INCREDIBLY RARE Nicholas Tylermon Jaffacous ALSO KNOWN AS THE INCREDIBLE SULK ==

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He is found lerking in the deep abyss of Hudson Close home to groggiest of Beasts.

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His launguage is unknown to the untrained ears it originates from the ancient race of the Neandathals. Thought to of been extinct for over 60,000 years, but Nicholas Tylermon Jaffacous is living proof of their existence in the 21st century.

With his incrdible hight his is to be feard but this giant is no regular giant. He has no hand eye coordination so could not attack if you were 5 foot in front of him.

He also has no balance so could not stand up for too long anyway. HE IS EASILY TIRED! But be warned, he has a very short temper which can fortunately be used against this mighty beast, which brings everyone to tears..... of laughter.

== HOBBIES =

Nicholas Tylermon Jaffacous likes to spend his spare time makeing love with his female mate. The reproduction issue is that he is born with confussed sperm so he is unable to have any Nicholas Tylermon Jaffacous jnr's.
 * Being a Jaffa is not something we glout about... we laugh with great pride because our sperm has a built in sat nav.

Other hobbies consist of:
 * Skateing badly
 * Shitting
 * Picking his nose
 * Fiddling with his balls
 * Mumbling
 * Growling
 * Moaning
 * Looking Grumpy
 * Waving about his arms with frustration
 * Stands around pretending to play Bass for a band