User:Nichts Curry

Early Life
Nichts Curry is an amazing being who was born in the fair city of the moon. He was brought to Earth by a squad of imperial stormtroopers who felt bad after killing his family. The Storm Trooper squadron then took off into space to take care of more important measures. Nichts had a very troubling early life due to the fact that he was from the moon and had very few things in common with other children. After being discouraged by the other children making fun of him, he ran away into a mysterious jungle where he was raised by man-eating spiders. The spiders did not eat him because he was not actually a man, therefore it was against man-eating spider regulations to devour his flesh. He was from the moon, therefore he was technically a Moonishman, posessing all the powers that any other Moonishman would have. The spiders then released him once he became far too annoying to bear any longer. He ventured out into the world, ready to dominate it, but was seized by a cruel parent-like figure. He began to live like any other human boy, and was accepted as so. On Earth he was accepted as 3 months old at this point, when in reality he was nearly 100,000 years old. So I guess technically, This isn't even his early life. His early life was before the Supreme Awakening of Meat, which made him and all the other Moonishmen leave for Earth. The Supreme Awakening of Meat (SAoM) was a satellite that drifted from the planet earth filled with spoiled ham and steak. The satellite collided with the moon making it impossible to live there any longer. This is commonly denied by officials around the globe, but is very true. Nobody knows how the satellite driffted away, or more importantly, Why it was filled with Spoiled Meat.

Life
Nichts Curry continues to live to this day and has had many adventures among the Earthlings. He secretly plots World Domination with his fellow Moonishmen, who are deeply depressed about the SAoM. They feel it is now their right to take over the Earth for what wrong they have done. Life has been hard for all of them, but they will pull through.

Contact
Nichts Curry is one of the very few remaining Moonishmen living on the planet earth. He tries to fit in by playing Table Tennis and drawing nonsensical comics on websites such as this: http://www.60degreesbelow.com/nichts/home.htm

His DeviantArt: http://www.choobelette.deviantart.com

And his AIM: Choobelette