User:NickWiki

Words / Ideas I made up
A taser spork is a spork-shaped weapon, approximately the length of a spatula, that contains a strong electrical charge. It is the hand-to-hand equivalent of a Taser gun.

The Wikipolice are secret police who show up at your door if you mess around with Wikipedia too much. They usually show up around lunchtime. Naturally, they are armed with taser sporks, and poke you once for every edit made.

A co-dictatorship is a group of people, like a triumverate, that control a small country. They are usually communist, but fix the flaw of a singular ruler as in the Soviet Union.