User:Nick bark/sandbox

Jake Morris, the man, the myth, the Frat Boy!

Jake Morris, few people know about this young boy. Jake Morris himself, doesn't even understand himself. Some call him a fratboy, some call him a meathead, some would even go as far to call him dumb. But deep down, The "Jake Morris" has more potential than we all realize. "Jake Morris" refers to the ultimate fratboy, beyond that of a normal fratboy. He finds himself exceedingly successful in the sense of style, humor, and ability to be cool and rad. When you see a "Jake Morris" you should run in fear, avoid this boy at all costs in order to keep your mind sane. If you under any circumstance approach a Jake Morris, you will become a fratboy. Even just speaking to this Jake, will infect you. He is notorious for causing ruckus with his frat brother, "Keith Nies". Sadly enough, these boys will not make it through highschool.

Here, you can see Jake on the left, and his notorious frat boy in crime, Keith Nies.

"It's LIT FAM"