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Nick VanKlompenberg
Nick was born in Muskegon Michigan, on September 17th, 1980. Nick is well known for his extremely good looks, and his ability to slam dunk from the free throw line. At age 17 he was offered a position on the Detroit Lions right out of high school. Instead he opted to travel the world as a roadie for the heavy metal band "Ass Devils". Today he is said to live in the remote jungles of Central America studying rare insects, purely for his own personal knowledge.