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Xeno the Elf’s Amazing Adventure

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… Well, more specifically on planet Volcanor in the year 2356. Ok so it’s in the future not the past. Anyways, there was a small family of elves on this planet. These elves immigrated from Slagrack, a planet on the outskirts of the Atomican nebula. The Slagrackians’ native tongue is Spanish. They immigrated to Volcanor due to economic troubles. The elf family currently had 27 children, and was going to have another one soon. In 3 months little Xeno, our future hero, will be born. In case you didn’t pronounce it right Xeno is pronounced Zeno. Unfortunately there was a war taking place on the planet Volcanor. The elf family was in the middle of it. It was nuclear warfare. It was known as World War IV, the third World War happened many years after you died but that’s a different story. A new weapon was invented a few years before the war had started. This weapon was so destructive that if used correctly it could wipe out half a planet. The war was fought between the Scyphozoans, the Felinians, the Volcanians, and many other minorities. President Kacrion, the first Martian President, ordered for a meeting at the UP, United Planets. One member from every species was obligated to go. At this point Xeno was born and unfortunately his entire planet was destroyed in the war, all of his family died too. “This war is destroying planets, breaking alliances, and has turned everyone against each other. I fear that if we don’t take action soon we may very well be looking at a universal disaster.” President Kacrion announced. “Sir what do you plan to do? I mean surely you must have some kind of plan to end the war.” A Mercurian elder questioned. The President replied, “Well to be honest I have no idea what we’re going to do. The law prohibiting the use of nuclear weaponry is still in effect.” “Why don’t you just repeal the anti-nuke law?” A Plutonian monk suggested. “I’m afraid it’s not that simple.” The President stated. “It could take months even years to repeal that law and we just don’t have that kind of time.” Xeno got up and yelled, “What do you mean we don’t have that kind of time! You’re the god damn president! Listen I have a plan, a plan to end this war once and for all. It’s a bit risky so you’re going to have to trust me. Well, Mister President, do you trust me because if you haven’t noticed you don’t have any other options.” After a moment of silence the president finally said, “Alright, I understand we’re out of options. What do you propose we do?” “Well my plan involves infiltrating the Gnacrion base, cutting off their main fuel cell and...” before Xeno could continue the Skitzon ambassador cut him off. “Are you insane?!” The Skitzon suggested. “Do you have any idea how extremely dangerous that would be? You are aware that the Gnacrion defenses are the strongest in the universe, aren’t you?” “I am. In fact I’ve devised a foolproof plan around those defenses.” Xeno replied with a raised brow. He then took a moment to gather his thoughts. “As I was saying we will infiltrate the Gnacrion base, cut off their main fuel cell and send a brigade of troops in to secure the area. That is phase one, any questions?”

TO BE CONTINUED...