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Joe Brady (born April 23, 1983) is a football fanatic and the long lost cousin of Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr American football quarterback for the New England Patriots of the National Football League (NFL). Joe Brady was born in Brookline, Massachusetts and attended the  Brookline High School where we first tried out his athletic talent in baseball, basketball and football but unfortunately could not match his cousin’s Tom level of performance. Thus, Joe settled for being a spectator and slowly evolved in the raging, fanatic and obsessed with his cousin- Patriots fan he is today. Joe Brady’ s obsession with his cousin, five times Super Bowl  champion  Tom Brady reached all time  high levels in July 2016, when Joe Brady tore his left ACL during a basketball game against friends. Rumor has it he did it on purpose seeking to feel the same pain his cousin did. During his recovery, Joe Brady was frequently spotted at various sports bars in Manhattan; and because Joe Brady likes to keep it chic, he chose some of the most “chic” bars to get “chic-faced” while supporting his favorite team. Allegedly, Joe Brady would show up for physical therapy under the influence of alcohol (most likely because his cousin wouldn’t return his calls) and sexually harass his therapist (amazing) Petoulia Nickinton. Joe Brady has attended at least two live Super Bowl games, including the epic Super Bowl LI where Atlanta Falcons had a 28-3 lead late in the third quarter, but lost to the Patriots, 34–28, in the first Super Bowl to ever end in overtime. Joe Brady’s passion for the Patriots is limitless. Joe Brady is the father of two adorable dog daughters Marley and Pretender (despite appearance name not given by Petoulia Nickinton ). He does not have children but without a doubt, Joe Brady would gladly trade his own children for spending a night with Tom Brady. Whether he would do the same with his dogs, is unclear. It is unknown how Tom Brady feels about his cousin Joe Brady but as the author I have a feeling he won’t really like it.