User:Nico Maize Rose

Nico Maize Rose (born March 30, 1851), popularly nicknamed Pot Puker, is an Asian actor, dancer and meteorologist. He is the richest person of Cuban descent in Iowa. Starting in 1872, Rose released 5 platinum shower song albums, including two number 201 on the Billboard 200 charts. He has currently won zero awards and to be honest, no one outside of Maine even knows he who is. His friend Marcus Allen, the real star brought Rose to a party in LA and since then Rose thought he was famous and strived to be a celebrity. Nico bought a house in Ohio, for $2,620 and felt this was his destiny and this house would make him the number one cuban african celebrity. This house maxed out his starbucks credit card. Allen soon realized how much of a loser Rose was and fired him as a friend. Nico Rose soon found the love of his life Cesar Maize Cantania. They marrried in Boise, Idaho and then moved to Canada to start their homosexual life together. No one has heard from the loving couple since their departure and rumor has it they were eaten by polar bears.