User:Nicolerussia/Nicole alexeeva

User:Nicolerussia/Nicole alexeeva.

Nicole Alexeeva(Ni-kole Alex-e-vah) was born on a very cold day of the 16th of November. Born and raised in New York see wanted something more then a simple life. She wanted to pursue a career of caretaking unicorns. Everyone doubted her but she knew she could do it. It was'nt a simple task and only one person was able to pursue that career; Bob Saget. So Nicole went to Bob Saget who she thought would help her out like he always helped out his family on "Full House," but it was nothing like that. She got his address but when she finally got there she looked up and only saw a cave.

She knocked and no one answered. "Bob Saget, this is Nicole Alexeeva. You don't know me but I was wondering if you could help me out with a life changing task," she said desperatly. "Bob?" She finally gave up and as soon as she started walking away she heard a disturbing noise. "HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEESSSKKKKKLIGAKAK."

"What the...," Nicole couldn't comprehend the noise that was made. "Bob...Saget,?" she asked with digust to her ears. All of a sudden a hidden door opened and a she entered. A random light shined onto what Nicole thought was Jabba the Hut. She was wrong. It was Bob. Bob Saget. "So...Bob..I hear you are caretaker of unicorns... umm can you tell me where I can find them?" "HEEEEEEEEEEEKSSSS," he replied. "Bob, you're going to have to speak in English because I dont speak Jabba the Hut," she said. "JAAHHHRAAHHSSSETT," he spoke. "Alright Bob Saget, you're not really helping me out here so I'm going to leave," she said in an angry tone. She left his cave and went off to lay in the grass. She was upset, alone, and scarred after seeing Jabba the Saget.

"I guess I'm not meant to be a Unicorn care taker," she said to herself. Out of the blue a horse-like figure approached her. "It can't be..," she said while her eyes lit up. It wasn't.. it was just a horse. "FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!," she shouted and reached out for stick. "IF YOU CAN'T BE A UNICORN ILL MAKE YOU A FUCKING UNICORN!!!!!"

5 years later....

Nicole Alexeeva is now a successful "Unicorn" care taker. She has a husband who works aside with her who "finds" these unicorns and 2 children who one day she hopes will take over her buisness.

FIN.