User:Nigel Gayihayi

Guys funny thing that happened to me this other day, I was on my way to shop, i know since it's lock down i shouldn't be out there in the streets you know. What i have noticed at my neighborhood shop is that there is always this kids hanging around the shops never buying anything. Now on my way to the shop i saw a police van pulling up in front of the shop and everybody is like run cause we shouldn't be here. I couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation even though i was in the middle of it.Everybody is like run for your life! Then i ask what are they gonna do shoot us? Then this one policeman shouts Yes my man we are here to shoot you. I could the policeman didn't know what he was doing so i took my chances."Uh excuse me Mr policeman should i start running or should i just do what i came to do."Yeah do what you want to do but unless its important i will shoot you. I'm like oh shoot what i came to do totally not important."I came to buy you a packet of chips all of you,"You so kind its like you knew that we were coming.Just as i suspected the policeman was more stupid than he actually looks and he was wearing a tie on his police uniform upside down.With a corny haircut and he seemed to have low self esteem.I bought the police officers 2 packets of Nik Naks each.Just like that i lost R4 and only bought 1 packet of Nik Naks. I thought i was ripping the police off but apparently he was th one ripping me offWhat a bastard.