User:Nihon?/sandbox

Please edit this proposal and help us reach a consensus.

The procedure for obtaining sexual experience on Wikipedia has recently come under harsh criticism from many users on Wikipedia due to the cabal infiltration, general immaturitity, and awkward situations caused by seeking sexual experience. There seems to be a general opinion in the community that it has to be streamlined for great efficiency. This page is an effort to coordinate the different discussions and make it into a coherent, readable format.

As you are probably aware, most Wikipedians are pitiable sun-deprived maniacs, who do not, in the normal course of life, get tail. Therefore, this request page is solely for the use of people wishing to recieve, or give, tail. Therefore, if you fall into this category, sign your name, sexual orientation, and defining features below, and wait for a suitable partner.