User:Ninja.steve69

Some say Ninja Steve (Ninjer steve) was born in a hole in Afghanastan on January 5th 1905. He was hand crafted from the finest Cameltie (Plural for cameltoe). His father was a disabled Llama and his mothers being a geneticly blended fly crossed worm. Steve was later was self taught the knowledge of the universe by watching paint dry, in his teen years he attended Ninja accademy high for two years after which the school had to be closed down because steve proved all the teachers for having incorrect theory of everything so they were all fired. Four years later he attended UON (University of Ninja). For the year he was there he was feared by most students and faculty because he was known as the 'Killer of the town' which he found was racist and stereotypical so he killed the people who thought otherwise, Two months later he was banished from Agfhanastan for being "Too violent".

When Ninja steve was 13 he walked from Afghanastan to Australia to help assist the rid of Australias Indigenous population and took part in the breeding of the stolen generation. Steve was getting bored with what he was doing with his life so he decided take part in World war one so he walked from Australia to Europe in a three hour long journey, he was fighting alongside the allies when he relised they were fighting for no reason so he took his own side and stood in the middle of the battlefield and killed people of both sides. Anyone that tried to join him were to be shot for even attempting to leave base. Two years later he setteled the war by claiming to both sides that the other had surrended immediatley the allies had boasted of their victory to the world unknown to the opposing forces. It has also been questioned that it was steve that assisinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria on 28th of June 1914 thus triggering the war in the first palce. shortly after the war Ninja steve founded the leauge of ninjas, soon later through careful observation on the ninjas part, he gradually relised he was the only real ninja in existance and so he renamed the league of ninjas to the league on Nations, who stood for 'World Peace'.

Ninjer steve moved to Germany for 20 years to see if he could move on with his life but unfortunatley he was taken to a holocaust in Poland for having an unspeakable belief, but what the German soldiers didn't know was that they had captured Ninja steve. Steve decided to stay because it was free food and free to stay but when he relised they were killing people he started to get upset, so he started killing german soldiers one at a time without anyone noticing. While he was on inside of the concentration camp he was planning ideas for the atom bomb which could wipe out a whole planet but upon realising that not only would he wipe out the human race but MAY destroy himself, he decided to down grade. In the middle of a cold dark night he wanted to know what was happening on the outside of the gates of the concentration camp so he just walked out the front gates, no one knows if anyone saw him of if he killed the guards. After soon realising there was an invasion happening he wanted to end it so he ventured out to find who was leading these troops to destruction. After weeks of searching he decided to rest his feet and sit down on a stone wall next to a friendly looking hobo with a bushy grey Beard, wild hair and a strong german accent. He had claimed to be a scientest and was looking for ideas in weaponary designs, Steve showed him the design he made for the atom bomb and he seemed to love it, he offered to buy it from him for a favour, to this day what was asked is unkown.

Ninja steve was walking through the streets of Berlin when he heard yelling in a house, he rushed to see what the problem was and there were 2 people in distress about something, one was a man with a small moustache with a comeover and expensive clothing the other person was a lady with messy hair and makeup on, from what steve could make out they were trying to get away from a group of people so he lead them to a safe area. A few hours later after being well rested the man with the moustache and the woman turned on Steve threatening to kill him, they had him at gun point but what he did next can still not be explained to this day but he someone managed to get them both to kill themselves using words of mass destrucion. 2 days later there was a big fire in the streets and steve noticed the people that were being thrown in were the 2 people he encounted a couple of days ago, he tried to move on from what happened but 2months later when he was going for a walk in the street there were planes flying lower to the ground than usual, after a few had flew over one of them dropped a what seemed to be a big metal contraption directly above him, as he was looking up it landed directly on his nose, in disgrace of seeing his work gone to terrible craftsmanship, he armed it to explode and threw it as hard as he could in front of him. Hours later he saw on the news that Hiroshama had an explosion the world has never seen.

Steve moved to America in 1946 to a town called Bethel, he explored the whole area in 1 day and didn't like it so he set up a tent on a dairy farm and hibernated for 13 years hoping the world would evolve into something better. when he had awoken it was the 15th of August 1969 and there were bands playing and people sliding down muddy hills, everyone seemed so relaxed and free but Steve didn't want that. So after killing a few people he got a drink from someone which had a drug called extasy in it, steve was making a fool of himself trying to kill the people on the stage, after a few hours of being beaten in a back alley behind some medical stands he had passed out and when he woke up everyone was gone. He didn't know what to think but to go for a brisk jog. After getting sick of walking everywhere, steve was wanting to find a new demanding, challenging, and fast way of getting around, he also needed something that would help him keep up with his skills of life and killing people so he started to jump rails, climb walls and get over things, he called it parkawesome and used it everwhere. He found it was demanding and challenging so he ran from America to France doing parkour the whole way.

He practiced parkawesome non stop for 30years when he came across a frenchman named David Belle who seemed to be doing similar movements to him, he went and spoke to the man and asked what he was doing. He replied saying "Je fais un parkour disipline appelé" (I am doing a disipline called parkour), Steve was upset so he pelted the man with blunt objects such as rocks and sticks, the frenchman did not seem to be getting up so he threw him behind a bin where no one would see him to draw attention. He then saw the man on television later being interviewed of why he was beaten, He simply explained that he was doing parkour and a mysterious looking man threw him to the ground and used anything laying around to beat him with, he suffered from 3broken ribs, a cracked skull and a dislocated knee. Steve felt he should pay him a visit, just to make sure he wont talk to the media anymore or bad things will happen again. Steve was on his way to see this Dave when he noticed he was with a short black man, Dave explained to steve him and his Friend Sebastien were boyfriends and gay, this made steve feel sick to the stomach knowing such thing existed so he flogged both of them with a shoe hanging from some power lines and left them to suffer.

Steve didn't fit to well in the 90's, he was the only person on earth who ever thought about what would happen after 1999. He felt he should create his own opinion on something called Y2K, by saying every computer would go out of control and blow up, everyone felt threatedned just having the thought of it so they all stocked up on food and water and prepared. 1999 came around and nothing happened everyone was weiry about the whole situation, 2000 came around and everyone was pissed off and felt stupid about what they had done, No one heard this ieada personally from Steve but it is rumoued that it was, and also that he changed his mind on deciding not to let it happen.

On September 11 2001, steve was exploring the world trade centre and wanted to see the view from the very top floor when he witnessed a plane crash into the WTC (Word trade center) building he was in he decided to sit down and wait rather than taking drastic measures, after the structure had collapsed he rose to his feet and strolled away before the dust settled, no mention of ninja steve was noted that day whether he was a survivor or casualty.

!!!!!TO BE UPDATED!!!!