User:Ninja editions

Ninja editions is about the everyday life of two mighty ninjas called Jasmin and Louis (j-az-min, Loo-i).These extraordinary ninjas are the best in the world.To some this kind of rare ninja: This type of ninja is extremely rare.They are the best at EVERYTHING from beauty to brains.You will never find them as they live in a normal life and do not look like ninjas.

Brains:
Ninjas use their brains very accurately.They are voted the most intelligent people in the whole world.Sometimes they make silly mistakes so people won't recognise they're ninjas.Some of these faults are when going to the toilet they'll totally forget and they'll end up going to bed or walking down the street in their cosy PJ's.

Beauty:
Well what can I say? Their more beautiful than sun-rise. "Do you think its easy being this BEAUTIFUL!?" they would say of somebody questioned there dashing looks.Just imagine the most gorgeous thing you hve ever seen.. well ninjas are even more pretty.

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After walking the FULL wall of China, this rare species of ninja like to do ti-chi meditation - they do this daily. We also like to drink herbel teas every so often, if not, we shall be surviving on the leaf of a coconut tree. Louis has an obsession with Shakira,they married a few years back if you look very closely in the background of 'hips don't lie' you will see Louis dancing wildly. Its true im madly/emotionly attached to her, but for now Jasmin, i think its irelivent ;)... (TAKE THAT)

I am giving you extremely CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION here, I would appreciate it dearly if you would NOT spread this nationwide.If you unfortunately do tell I will have to inform ninjas to hunt you down...& its not pretty.