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Hi visitor, WELCOME TO MY HAVEN sorry

I am the original Ninjalemming, don't trust imposters!

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See this before reading on
Before you even start thinking about reading this, think:

1) Is this page the page I want to view

2) Will I keep my dignity if I read this

3) Why is there a chipmunk at my front door.

4) All anti-non antists and anti-antists alike will be shot if they don't like the colour green, and all anti-anti-antists and anti-anti-non antists; however this does not included people who oppose the statment of non anti-antists who are in some way double crossing anti-non antists-antists, who wear pink frilly clown shoes on their heads with 'anti-non anti-antists rule your toliets' on these before mentioned lengthened novelty shoes of injustice.

My spelting

yes I meant to spell the title like that, if anyone does read and edit this page, or just reads it please please please check and see if my spelling is right, then please change it or drop me a note saying what is wrong (even though that would be slightly pointless), I would be most thankful. Yeah, don't let the fact I keep dribbling on (I don't actually dribble though) about my amazingly bad spelling, get to you, it's just I must be correct or I will die in the next 62 hours (but unfortunatly, you don't know when this 62 hour limit starts, so I won't die, HA IN YOUR FACE!).

Original General Stuff
Hi people reading this (I doubt that you meant to though). If you do actually read this though check this out Timesplitters 4, it is cool. MMA also rules as a sport and they should do it in the 2012 Olympics (not that I am putting my self forward or anything, I'm not that good), I think they should teach it in schools; I'd rule everyone. I can't spell properly! Help my spelling at this fictional website of (just put you cursor over this as I can't be bothered to write it again, which I might just have well as done; sorry) Nikolai Angel Patreilyiov is me. (duh) You may also consider going to www.Monkeys_are_us.gov.uk.com/help_me.com as it is extremely benofical (may have spelt that wrong) If you do read this page please check and see if my spelling is good, if not change it pleaseeeeeee! Also if you read this could you add to the tally, I want to see if five people have viewed this page by 31th April 2010 starting today 13th November 2008; I reached my target for this two years and three months earlier then expected, so I will now see how many I can get by the deadline. --' The Ninjalemming ' 17:55, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Gap filler!!!!!!!!!!

Tally Thing
Just put in the next number if you feel like adding on to it, you don't have to put your name or anything, just a number will do thank you; you don't even have to change anything at all, but don't put incriminating stuff on as that will just be plan rude to all flying Baboons.

6

Cheers to anyone who bothers to add on to the tally thing, and once again !CHEERS!

YEAAA HHHHHHHHHH  !!!!! , I reached my deadline all ready (3rd of December 2008) and all it took was some gental threatening to make them view my user page.

Youth or aged and Male or female
Haven't had time to do this yet but will do it.

Random useless bit because I couldn't be bothered to use my sandbox
How small can the writing go I wonder Hi there oh sharp eyed one , not very. $$(X-A)(X-B)=C$$ I hate all gdsgfjuyreyfgdsrfgewkrjerskeawgtkref yeah, IThink you could most proberly smell of poo

gaha

Apoligies
Sorry for all the Internal Links, I like pressing the button, it makes me feel all special.

I like exclamation marks, do youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Excuse all the apoligies as well, I write humbaly (and spell badly) for some strange reason, could be to do with North Korean lamas invading my homeland of 'LovelyLand' were everyone is my Lovelyens (bewarned of my strange humour), I don't actually live in LovelyLand.

All comments are meant to be neutral and not harm anyone, with exception of myself as this is for your personal enjoyment (possibly), if they do happen to affect you in anyway I am sorry and please drop me a note and I will attempt to change it to being unbiased as soon as possible.

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