User:Ninjutsu Man

There was a time.. When newbies could roam the endless fields of Counter-Strike: Source servers freely... When professional players were free to slaughter the countless number of newbies, seemingly coming off a "Newbie Assembly Line" in a "Newbie Manufacturing Plant" of some sort. Those days are all but forgotten...

There are tales, some high, some small, of a man known only as "Ninjutsu Man". Ninjutsu Man, as he is known by Counter-Strike: Source players far and wide, is an expert in evasion and assassination. Ninjutsu Man roams the corridors, double doors, long and short A's and B tunnels of a land known as de_dust2. Many have encountered him, few have lived to speak of it...

Legend tells us that Ninjutsu Man was found in the ruins of a stable by the renowned ninja, Hattori Hanzo. Hattori pitied the child and took him into his care. The young boy showed great prowess in the art of stealing cookies from the cookie jar right under Hattori's nose. Hattori decided that he would train the young lad in the fine art of "Ninjutsu". For years the boy was trained in the art, day and night, night and day, sunrise to sunset, they would train. Finally there came the day that Hattori realized he was no longer training a boy, he was training a man. As their skills in the art were finally equal, Hattori gave his student the fabled Ka-Bar with which Ninjutsu Man would use to silence newbies and professionals alike. And so Ninjutsu Man was set loose upon the endless fields of Counter-Strike: Source servers, with their endless maps of de_dust2, to steal from the newbish and give to himself.

Ninjutsu man uses an array of tactics to elude, evade and ambush enemies. He will hide in every shadow, on every box, in every corner... Some who have witnessed Ninjutsu Man's ambushes speak of his ability to hide on cielings and to "be one with the wall". If you should every see Ninjutsu Man in your 24/7 de_dust2 server, it is advised that you take great precautions to constantly watch your back, not that it would make any difference. If you should every be flashbanged, do not fear... For you are already dead.