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Denis Fedyaev
Denis Fedyaev is a professional Russian Association Footballer currently playing for side Gylls Land. Fedyaev has been a lifetime Gylls Land player, rising from the youth ranks of the club. As a youngster Fedyaev was a child prodigy and widely viewed as a renaissance man in his small Siberian hamlet. Fedyaev excelled as a student gathering offers from prestigous acadmeic institutions such as Harvard, Princeton, Cambridge, Melbourne and Newton Rigg, however he declined these offers to join Gylls Land. Today Fedyaev is a fan favourite, media personality, senior politician, professor of physics and Serbia's most wanted.

Early Life
Growing up in an isolated Siberian hamlet Fedyaev endured a tough childhood being subjected to violence, drug abuse and traditional folk music on a daily basis. Yet the young Fedyaev never gave up on becoming a football star always dreaming of emulating his childhood hero Muzzy Izzet of Leicester City FC In England. After being signed by Gylls Land at age 8 he dominated youth leagues setting goal, assist and fatality records that wouldn't be matched until unspectacular youth player Gyll Gyll emerged 18 years later. It was then that he rejected offers from prestigous academic institutes to begin as a senior player. Even at a young age his style of play was particularly brutal. Stalingrad Dyanmo owner and Psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud unsuprisingly thinks this may be down to sexual trauma as a child and an irrational fear of blue.

Russian Premier League Years
Gylls Land played in the Russian Premier League with Fedyaev as their captain for 10 years before moving to the internationally famous League of Jose. In this league Fedyaev was voted player's, manager's and Drew Barrymore's player of the year a paradoxically 14 consecutive years. Despite his popularity or aura of fear Gylls Land failed to win the Russian Premier League or qualify for the UEFA Champions League or UEFA Cup, their only trophy being the Intertoto cup. However after their 10th season in the league they were invited into the League of Jose and taken over by their current consortium of owners headed by Darth Maul, Socrates and Tupac Shakur. Fedyaev was reported to be delighted when ailing corpse of a manager Robby Bobson (sorry Jack) was sacked for current manager Ryan Sewell.

League of Jose
Fedyaev was one of few old Gylls Land players who won the inagural season of the League of Jose, he proved to be the key player of the all-powerful midfield consisting of Piero Ferrari, Les Langhorn and Edgar Costinho aswell as Fedyaev himself. During that first season he received several warnings for illegal moves on other players such as when he famously choke slammed the AS Barga goalkeeper, and earning the lifetime hatred of Stalingrad for performing the Walls of Jerricho on an unattentative and presumably coked up Wilfred Wimbledon. His second season was something of a dissapointment as he began to focus on his daytime television career in the now cancelled Richard and Bear Grylls show. So far in his third season in the League of Jose Fedyaev is enjoying a return to form and is the only outfield player to have played in every game for their team.

Other
Fedyaev enjoyed a weekly slot on the emmy award winning Richard and Bear Grylls show, however manager Ryan Sewell banned Fedyaev from appearing on the daytime television show over rumours it was detracting from his play. Fedyaev is also a member of several political groups including the African National Congress, Basque Separatist group ETA and several neo-Black Panther groups. He is also a former member of the Socialist Workers Party but was expelled when he refused to kiss Arthur Scargill's arse. Fedyaev is also known for holding the record for longest following of the Atkins diet, his record currently standing at 13 years and 8 months and ongoing.