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Extendo Shield - The act of extending one's own current coital experience to a friend via a sub-atomic transport through thermally exposed molecular nucleoli. The shield, which can be also viewed as a bubble, is centered on the sender's Geolocation and emanates outward towards it's intended receiver, possibly causing a small amount of chaos during it's journey. Once located, the receiver is then instantly granted all coital privileges experienced from it's original receiver.

Only a few chosen individuals know how to truly and safely confer an Extendo Shield properly. Mishandling the bestowing of an Extendo Shield can cause severe and possible irreparable power outages to cities and small countries. In one instance near the town of Auckland, New Zealand in 1998, two very good friends decided to simultaneously dispense an Extendo Shield to each other. This resulted in a massive power outage for the town of Auckland, leaving one of it's business districts powerless for several weeks.

Learning the skill of ESing (as it's known today's modern pop culture) is a difficult and expensive task requiring a skilled instructor (which are hard to find due to the fact that there are only 2 known people believed to possess such skills) should be thoroughly vetted before an individual decides to pursue such a task. Charlatans have tried to prey on the unknowing and charging expensive fees to their unsuspecting victims, only to end up teaching less savory skills like the dreaded Reverse Diluted Extendo Shield. In some cases the poor slob ended up engaging in self coital activities for hours on end, sometimes to the point of becoming reclusive for weeks and even months.