User:Nmfmets92

Nmfmets92...The Guy
Where in the world is Nmfmets92? The 411 on the Mystery

Nmfmets92 was born on planet Earth approximately around the year 1992. However, that is just his geustimate. Like orlande hernandez and julio franco, nmfmets92 is unsure of his own age. He is also unsure of himself. Should he continue this article about himself or does it make him a teensy bit queer if he does? Hes so confused right now. He guesses he'll continue.

Some say Nmfmets92 lives in a bubble. He does not see how this could possibly be. He has never seen a bubble big enough to fit him. Maybe that is why they say he lives in a bubble. One never knows.

Nmfmets92 enjoys sports. Legend has it that Nmfmets92 once played little league. It is unlikely that this urban legend is true. However, if one goes to snopes urban legend killers website, one will find that this legend has not yet been disproved. Very interesting.

Some have said that Nmfmets92 is illiterate. Hhe tinks dat that be a stoopid thang to saey bout sumbudy.

However, no body really cares about what Nmfmets92 says or does. Possibly neglected, Nmfmets92 has been left home alone numerous times. That is far too much.

Some of his famous quotes are "Whatupwitdat Dawg" said Nmfmets92 like he be from the ghetto. "Vus tutsch myn hym hoont" showed off Nmfmets92 as he said "what up my home dog" in Yiddush or German. He is actually unsure. "I never wanna hear you say...'I want it that way'" Screamed Nmfmets92 as his puples called him a faigel.  "If one has a list of stuff (a word his teachers told him never to use when writing an essay- however, he considers what he is writing now to be a composition; therefore the rules are different...Ok jus get over it) he must have a comma between the second to last and last item. Its just proper.  You dont say ' i gotsta turtle, a giraffe, a hippo, a cat and a dog.'  That would be completely incorrect.  You have to say 'I have a turtle, a giraffe, a hippo, a cat and a dog."

Nmfmets92 uses another alias. It is possibly NIS. This is not a secret however. Even his teachers call him NIS. Nobody is really sure of his whole name. Anyway, Nis has just finished creating a page on wikipedia called CampFire Stories. He begs of you not to waste your time reading it. It will likely be deleted just like all of his other articles which Wikipedia has some sort of problem with. Theyve already deleted the Plup. What has this world come to ponders NIS. He is a bissl ticked. Bissl means "a little bit" in Yiddush. Why does Wiki hate his articles so much: Lets think together:

The Wiki Crusades
NIS has posted articles on Wiki that have been unfairly demolished, burned, and been treated like they were some other nonsense articles. However, in this attempt to "Locate and Demolish Bad Articles" (We'll call this LoABA), some of his articles (The Plup, CampFire Stories) have been deleted with little warning and an unfair trial. Stop this madness at once. But how? That is thy question to thee. Art thou ready? MARCH! But to where? To wikipedia.com, to CampFire Stories, to the top tab which says discussion, write your complaint. Express yourself. And remember, NIS knows Tai Kwon Do.... And 3 other Japenese words! HOOOYAHHH We will not be defeated, burned, killed, destroyed, shut up, flabbergasted, forced, beaten, mildew, yellow, orange, or any other color of the rainbow for that matter. LoABA does not apply to NIS's articles!

All About CyberAnth
Nis has actually just found out that on his page (which has now been deleted) there was one moderator who said to keep it. His username is CyberAnth. Nis was excited to hear that there was actually a moderator who agreed with his ridiculous stupidity. But then NIS read CyberAnth's profile. What he saw disturbed him. It appears that CyberAnth is part of a cult. It is very scary. Nis will attempt not to associate himself with CyberAnth.

More on the mysterious mystery of the mysterious Nmfmets92 (if that is even his real name...) will be posted in a relatively short time! NIS 23:18, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

User:Nmfmets92/Campfire stories
Use above link to work on the article. CyberAnth 13:22, 28 December 2006 (UTC)