User:Nmpenguin/What Narya has to say

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You should never have thought it possible to hide from me. I only laugh at how simple it was. Really, you shouldn't edit articles about your own high school; of course, that's the first place I looked. And I knew at once from your username that it was you ;-).--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:30, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

I notice the "supreme imperial poobah" doesn't know his grammar or capitalization rules, too. Ahhh, and thanks for the sig.--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:35, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Dear me, we are getting a little ahead of ourselves. Here I was, worrying about your lack of grammar, punctuation, and competence, and you can't even talk about yourself in the first person.--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Ah well, it is the little things which give the murderer away after all (hmmm, now which book does that reference?). The only empire I serve resides here, a delightful little tea party I wish you'd join.--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:52, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Rebel scum! Just wait until I dispatch you to Kessel, then you'll be singing a different tune. There you will slave under the brilliant gaze of Moff Walton. It is unavoidable; it is your destiny.--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:04, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

I knew you were a communist sympathizer! You shall pay for your insolence, nematode. I hope you and Najam enjoy your cell, you won't be wearing any clothes (though I'm sure you'll enjoy that way too much).--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:14, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Ohh, you are clever aren't you? You'll beg for mercy before the end. We'll show none! All you'll get is a one-way ticket to hell!--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:28, 20 February 2006 (UTC)
 * Oh, and please, don't use your fantasy juice. Najam's allergic.--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:29, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh yes, you don't want to disappoint your lover now do you? So, I'm sending you on a nice little quail hunt. While you're there, you can use my gift, at right, to help in your search. (Hey! That gift reminds me of one of my own features!)--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:38, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

And your hero at left! How "touching" that you two could share so many sessions of unrelenting passion for so long and without end! Too bad my gift didn't help you find anything.--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:43, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh how I love the French. They're responsible for so many things! The Eiffel Tower...Paris...porn...oh wait, that must mean they're responsible for you too! Disgusting perverts!--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:47, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm going to be the big one here (hm, funny how that's me in real life too; well at least that's what your mom said...and her mom) and end all of this (mainly I'm so tired). I'll beat you up tomorrow.--naryathegreat | (talk) 06:51, 20 February 2006 (UTC)

Deleting an article
You can't delete it yourself unless you're an administrator and even then you can't do it unless its blatantly vandalism, copyrighted, etc. To delete an article with "content" go to Articles for deletion (which is a long, drawn-out, and all-too complicated process, but nonethelss that is where you must go). Also, sign your messages ( ~ ).--04:46, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

No problem. Free coupons all around ;-).--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:03, 23 February 2006 (UTC)

I sent it to you in an email, not wanting to post it just anywhere.--naryathegreat | (talk) 05:07, 23 February 2006 (UTC)