User:Nmurnane/sandbox

Nicholas Emile Murnane (August 8, 1991 - ) is an Australian Bartender currently on hiatus. Murnane has achieved very few noticeable achievements over his life time with most people claiming that he has achieved none at all.

Early Life
Murnane was Born at Echuca Hospital on the 8th of August 1991. It is claimed that at the moment of his birth, a red comet flashed through the sky, though this fact is heavily disputed. The first born son of Greg Murnane, a local Cucumber farmer, and Janine Murnane, a high profile politician and women's rights activist, Murnanes first few years were filled with the stressful demands of a booming Cucumber industry. He decided early on that the family Cucumber farm was not for him however and turned his back to the business causing a decade long rift between him and his father that would take a booze filled night to repair.

At the age of 6 Murnane decided to pursue a career in Hospitatilty and began Bar training every Tuesday and Thursday at 6, and every fifth Monday at 3.

Schooling
Due to Murnanes exciting ability take screamers and bust packs wide open, he was offered a sports scholarship at Xavier college. He turned this down however to attend St Joseph's College Echuca in order to mentor troubled students and victims of the great depression of the 1930's. Murnane excelled at St Josephs and attended Deakin University upon Graduation, studying a Bachelor of Physiotherapy and Indigenous History. He then went on a holiday.