User:NoPantsRomance

Introduction
My name is Ian Lam. Born of Chinese descent, 06/07/89 10 o'clock. Currently, the time is 10:42 p.m. and I have an assignment due tonight at 11:59 p.m. With luck, I shall be victorious.

Personal Life
My favorite type of cake is urinal cake. It has a derricious melt-in-your-mouth quality! Soooo goooooood!

Education and Academic Career
I'd like to thank the academy for contributing to my institutionalized individuality. The chalkboards have been scribed with "I am my own man" a thousand times over and my uniform is a constant reminder that we are all taught to pursue mental liberation with the same textbooks, same teachers, and same national anthem. Live in the system and be become a cog. Live outside the system, and remain a dysfunctional outcast. Find solace in laughter. Find faith in trust. Educate yourself.

Hobbies
I am mediocre at the following:
 * Sports
 * Piano
 * Watching TV
 * Drawing
 * Reading

With respect to sports, I am particularly mediocre at:
 * 1) Soccer
 * 2) Basketball
 * 3) Handball
 * 4) Extreme Eating

External Link
Business as usual - read me lest you admit to your cowardice