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THE HUGE ANTENNA FARM SITUATED NEAR THE CALTEX SERVICE STATION SETUP BY ONE OF ITS NEW RESIDENTS. THE SITE DRAWS A PHENOMINAL AMOUNT OF POWER FROM THE ENERGY GRID. ONE OF THE LATEST ATTRACTIONS FOR THE FARM IS TO EITHER WATCH THE METER SPINNING AROUND AT A GREAT RATE OF KNOTS, OR TO SIT OUTSIDE AND LISTEN TO THE FRIENDLY BANTER OF THE OCCUPANTS DISCUSSING ERECTION OF MORE ANTENNAS. INTEGRAL ENERGY ARE CONTEMPLATING PROVIDING THE HOUSE HOLDER WITH THEIR OWN SUBSTATION TO IMPROVE THE CONSUMPTION OF OTHER BARGO RESIDENTS THAT HAVE BEEN RELYING ON GENERATORS AND CANDLES SINCE MID 2007 THE AMOUNT OF RADIATION EMITTED WHEN TRANSMISSIONS ARE MADE IS TO BE INVESTIGATED BY THE EPA DUE TO THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. ON THE UPSIDE, IF YOU LIVE NEAR BY YOU DONT NEED ELECTRICITY TO LIGHT YOUR HOUSE AS YOU WILL HAVE A NICE GREEN GLOW TO YOUR COMPLEXION. AND AS FOR TV RECEPTION FORGET THE TV AERIAL, THERE IS ENOUGH NEXT DOOR RECEIVING THE TV SIGNAL FROM THE ENTIRE ELECTRO MAGNETIC SPECTRUM, MEANING THAT IF YOU PUT ONE ON YOUR HOUSE ITS ONLY GOOD FOR BIRDS TO SH*T ON. AT LEAST WE WILL SOON FIND OUT IF THERE IS LIFE OUTSIDE OUR PLANET WHEN THEY COME TO INVESTIGATE WHERE ALL THE TRANSMISSION RADIATION ORIGINATES FROM. UPDATE ON FUNDING FOR NEW ANTENII, Funding approval is no longer required, the kitchen senate has disintegrated and now the resident has a dictatorship....although Council could now be an issue...........