User:No Parking/New Rules

Wikipedia, in essence, has one rule: ignore all rules.

All of the other rules of Wikipedia are logically derived from that one. (Don't ask how. It's too complex for you.)

So, with that in mind: here are a few rules you can utterly ignore.

Rule #1. Before you edit, please remember to complain as much as possible.
 * Those editors who have been on this project long enough know that you are supposed to write things like "this article is abysmal" or "...is a disgrace to all of the work we have accomplished on wikipedia". Writing like this really re-enforces the community spirit. Under no conditions should you ever make a major edit without first spending two weeks discussing it in talk. If at all possible start an edit war. Thank You.

Rule #2. When including spoilers  such as  X kills Y,  or spoilers like Seigenthaler killed Kennedy, remember to use a    tag. Thank You.

Rule #3.




 * The following discussion is an archived debate of the proposed deletion of Rule #4.. PLEASE DON'T MESS WITH ME. I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. M'KAY? Subsequent comments should be made on toilet paper (such as the article's talk page or in a deletion review).  We will then use those comments the way we see fit. No further edits should be made to this page.  

The result of the debate was ZOMG HOLY SHIT INFINITE DELETE-ZORZ!.  I'm No Parking and I approved this message  18:19, 8 January 2006 (UTC)

User:No Parking/New Rules/Rule
Uh, yeah. It's not funny so... BJAODN 'cause that where all the not funny things go. That and Encyclopedia Dramatica.  I'm No Parking and I approved this message  18:19, 8 January 2006 (UTC)


 * The above discussion is preserved in a hermetically sealed case somewhere in the in Snowspinner's room. He likes to collect them. I ALLREADY TOLD YOU! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD! Subsequent comments should be mailed to directly to Jimbo Wales c/o Wikipedia.org, St. Pete, FL, 33xxx. Allow 6-8 weeks for response. Offer not valid in Sealand or in any place in Virginia that did not actually exist. No further funny edits should be made to this page. Thank You.

Rule #5.: Be as smart as Jimbo.

Jimmy Wales on C-Span's "Q & A" with Brian Lamb. LAMB: When did Wikipedia start?

WALES: It started in January of 2001.

LAMB: Where?

WALES: On the Internet. Thank You.

Rule #6. was instituted on July 26, 2005 when someone at Meta nominated Don't be a dick for deletion. Since then, I have always felt that it was okay to:

Be a dick. Thank you.

Rule #8.

 Unsolved problems in Rule #10: ''How the hell does No Parking intend to keep this funny? It's not even funny now. Why does he do it?'' Thank You.