User:Noah Behrle Fan/sandbox

= Noah Behrle (God) =

Noah Behrle Origin
Noah Behrle's origin is sadly unknown, however he is very cute. Noah Behrle invented the chicken nugget using his nugget mouth, and he has a large cult following on Instagram. Noah Behrle has multiple fanpages (https://www.instagram.com/noahbehrlefanpage/) and he is our savior. Whenever you feel down, just think about the cuteness of this hunk of a man and you instantly become happy.

Noah Behrle
Noah Behrle is rated a 11 out of 5 on the thiccness scale, and has won 4 grammy awards for thiccest performance in cross country and swim. He is a beast in the water and on land and will destroy anything that prevents him from getting an epic victory royale.

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this was made by Noah Behrle's other favorite - Noah Behrle Fan Page Fan Page Owner

(P.S. Noah has a relationship with Tomlin which is interesting...)

Things he does:


 * Cross Country
 * Swim
 * Be thicc
 * fast

Current Location of Noah Behrle

Currently Noah has been seen at the Behrle Manor outside western Wisconsin where he was winning his 10,000th NHL game live on Twitch. (You could tell that was a lie because Wisconsin doesn’t exist and if I told you the location of God himself I would be struck down on the spot)