User:Node ue/election

Why you should vote for Node: Well, for one, I hold myself to be good-looking. For two, I believe I will be a responsible decision-maker. For three, because hopefully you want to. If you really don't want me to win, then please do not vote for me.

I am not running because I want to see how I fare in a popularity contest, but rather because it was recommended to me by another Wikipedian just to make this look more democratic.

If I do win (won't that be the day!), I promise I will listen to all opinions and take them into consideration. No, really, I promise!

So just vote for me! Or don't. The choice is yours...