User:Noel McGovern

Honours & Achievements

 * Prepared a 20 minute pizza in under 15 minutes.
 * Passed networking exams without knowing what "Networking" is.
 * Guided Carlisle United from League 2 champions to Premier League winners in the space of 4 years on FIFA 14.
 * Managed to stay sober for more than 3 days. A personal record.
 * Driving Test passed on my first-time, With my natural charm only swinging.