User:NojLaux81

Jon laux

He is the man. He is handsome and kind. He trained under Luke Skywalker as a Jedi at the age of 8. After defeating Vader he set out to follow his passions. He started painting. Creating many famous works including the ceiling of the sistine chapel, the Mona Lisa, and starry night. He retired from painting to become the starting quarterback for the Green Bay packers. Playing 12 seasons and winning 13 Super Bowls. He averaged 14,000 passing yards and 78 TDS per season. His QB rating was and impressive 457, a number that is not even possible to achieve. Many people started worshiping him as a god. This lead him to start his own church. Known as the united holy church of Laux, it has but one Pilar, that Jon is the man. “That’s What she said” is the guiding principle it teaches. Through these words all things can be explained. Later he went on the invent the internet and locomotives (not in that order). It has been said he is currently working in fusion energy. He lives all over the planet and occasionally on the Moon, Mars and Titan. NASA denies this but it is a well known fact that Jon Laux was the first man to step foot on the moon. Once there he simply leaped from one planetary body to the next planting his flag on the tallest mountains. In 2019 Jon Laux officially retired from all things. His current location is unknown but someday he will return, when needed.