User:Nollieheelflip

Introduction
Industry bigwig by day, jet-setting skateboard star by night, international skate-boy nollieheelflip has been exciting crowds for a long time now with his stiff, wooden board. He is not an innovator; all of his tricks have been done before by other people, so he has no problem hauling out a launch ramp to help him propel his load of man oeuvres all over a suburban strip mall. It’s all in fun, and one of the things that have given him staying power is the ability to never take anything too seriously.

Quotes
"If I tell you I'm good, you would probably think I'm boasting. If I tell you I'm no good, you know I'm lying."- Bruce Lee

"They say the hardest part of roller blading is telling your parents you're gay..." - Aziz Ansari from Human Giant

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar!"- Ralph - The Simpsons

"(When asked what he will do next) Whatever the fuck I want."- Bam Margera

君子欲訥於言而敏於行. "The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions." - 孔夫子 -Confucius

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you." - Master Yoda

"There's poo everywhere!"- Jamie Hyneman

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." - Albert Einstein

"My nipples look like milk duds!" -Whimp Lo

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