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Nomine-Tussis

Nomine-Tussis, also known as Nomine-Tussis Syndrome, is a rare illness contracted at moments of spontaneous lying. It was first discovered by Dr. Henry Wittlesbach in 1998 while surverying Uzbekistan for rare herbs. He described the illness as "sudden and odd." His journals later revealed it was as though they were attempting to "sell-him-out."

The illness displays symptoms similar to the cough, though sweating and irrationality are also common. The defining characteristic is viewed in the symptom of coughing twice and stating one's name.

The South Harvard Institute of Technology (SHIT) is currently reporting on a local in Southern Virginia with a University Student displaying similar symptoms.