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Full name: The OFFICIAL NOODLE APPRECIATION CLUB OF THE SOUTH-WESTERN AREA OF THE NORTH EAST IN THE NORTH-SOUTHERN WEST COAST

Members:
 * bob the builder
 * a mandawan called bob
 * my uncle, bob
 * the creators evil twin, bob
 * and sir Bob-alot, the bob
 * a small jellyfish somewhere off the coast of THE SOUTH-WESTERN AREA OF THE NORTH EAST IN THE NORTH-SOUTHERN WEST COAST whose name, unpronounable in english means "the one who like to eat jelly", shortened to bob.

Joining Noodleclub
Are you dead? Do you find yourself lacking of life? Are you currently buried under 6 feet of soil? Then noodleclub isn't the place for you! We suggest you sign up immediately, or else you may become alive again - just like Bob. It only costs $2cents for you to want to join up! After that, feel free as you fight the ever increasing urge to join up so that we can torment you with lollipops and you can be thankful that you haven't joined up yet! So remember for next year that you have to sign up last year so that you can create a paradox in time and jump of a cliff before you are born!

Bob
Bob is bob

Bob is also mandawan Bob created the evil twins for the benefit of his nephew. His nephew was a little girl who is older than her daddy, yet younger than her unborn mum. this little girl is also the evil twin (a split identiy) who likes to eat tarantulasm a.k.a fairy land. Her favoutie song goes like this: come with me, Hold my hand, And we will go to evilland

Wondamans
Over 3000 years in the future, the great spoon-maker of the sheep made a prophasey that in the second millenium a great Hug-a-lot-ist will come and start the great hugging epidemic. It was up to the writer of this page to stop it. It was not discovered until 60 years before she was born that the great Hug-a-lot-ist was infact the other creator of this page. As a result of this, the Great Ball-point-pen famine started. It was, however, descovered that ball-point-pens were not invented back then, nor ever will be, and this proves that your name has to be Bob for you to be a noodle.

It was also discovered that this information has nothing to do with the heading, and all personnel who were supposed to be typing this were fired (including the one writing this).

Sir Bob-a-lot
Sir Bob-a-lot was born on the 30th of Feburary,1684 to Mrs Bob and Mr Bob. He became a member of the noodle club when he thought he was signing up to get free foxtel for the next 1000 years. He consiquently died of these actions and now lives in a large house, watering his minuture bob plants which are now -10 feet and 4 toes tall. He lives with his dead wife, called Lady Bob-not-a-lot. She died tommorrow, and will remain dead until last week, when she was so shocked his minuture bob plants were growing the wrong way.

Jellyfish
the little jellyfish of the coast actually has no idea of where he's living in. He gets North and east and West and South all muddled up, so he thinks that to go north, he must hide under a bed, east, jump into the sky, west, bite his tentacles, and finally, south, which means that he must go to evilland to be slaughtered by the evil twin. But becasue he is so magical, he convinced Bob not to be eaten.

Mandawan
The Mandawan is a distant cousin to the Mandolin, found in remote parts of Sydney. When treated lovingly, this unique music machine creates a pleasant noise for all to hear. If provoked, they do bite quite viciously. However, no deaths have been recorded from the use of a Mandawan. Various injuries have been recorded on video tape for all to watch. Notable alumni that have been bitten include:
 * Postman Pat, and his black and white cat
 * Bob the Builder's cement mixer
 * the projector

It is advised that the use of ear muffs when playing with a Mandawan is beneficial for health, and may prevent the vicious bites. Mandawans are similar in shape to Ulows. They are peanut shaped and sound like a car horn.

Ulow
A ulow is a nickname for people who all share a common interest in wondaman themed strawberry flavoured breakfast waffles from 1806. Coincidently, they are all shaped like peanuts just like mandawans, and also like pens. They also coincidently seem to always appear as cars, which might account for the fact they also sound like car horns. These ulows are dangerous. When left unattended, they can eat all of your wondaman themed strawberry flavoured breakfast waffles from 1806, leaving you with no wondaman themed strawberry flavoured breakfast waffles from 1806 to eat. You will then starve. Eventually, the ulows will run out of people to steal wondaman themed strawberry flavoured breakfast waffles from 1806 from, and will die themselves. Then will begin the age of inanimate objects, who right now are planning to take over the world.

Moral
Moral of this page: Make sure you eat all your wondaman themed strawberry flavoured breakfast waffles from 1806 before the ulows do.

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