User:Nootch28/Louis Bedini

 Louis Bedini

Date of Birth: No one quite knows for sure stories of this character have been dated to some of the earliest writings found. He has also been shown on the earliest known European cave paintings in Aurignacian, some 32,000 years ago.

Birthplace: Again a mystery. Through historical findings/references it would appear he was not vaginally concieved but perhaps was genetically engineered by Umpa Loompas

Known Alias's

Gooey Loouey

Frito Bandito

Latin Lover

Stan

Notable Life Events:

Inventor of the Taco

A taco (pronounced /ˈtɑːkoʊ/) is a traditional Mexican dish (made by Louis Bedini) composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling.

Inventor of the popular hip hugger jeans

Stand in for Brad Pitt's foot can be seen all throughout the movie Troy

Forged the first Nipple ring

Was the originator of the Phrase "Say What" and "Don't go there Girlfriend"

Original lead in Black Knight but was later replaced by Martin Lawrence because of contract disputes apparently he wanted to be paid in Hair Gel

First man to own real estate on Jupiter