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Erenbergistan is a place located in the south western part of Romania. It was discovered recently, by highly qualified experts from Daphnistan. It is inhabited by a manly Turkish minority that is made up by little harry men and very muscular and dominant Romanian girls which name themselves “Kanacken”.

The main communication of its population is done in a language called “Kanakisch” which is related to the German language, but has Turkisch, Englisch, Dutch and Romanian influences. The written form of its language is manly conducted in pictograms called “memes”.

The religion of the “Kanacken” is manly atheistic. They have no god, but praise a dead monkey called Harambe in place of a god. Male Kanacks check Harambe comments on Twitter regularly on a daily basis. On the weekend the Kanack men, produce memes that praise Harambe whereas Kanack girls usually drink lots of alcohol or (very paradox) gain muscle in the fitness center on the weekend.

The political landscape of Erenbergistan is very narrow. There are just two streams of rightwing populism, one made up by neoliberal rightwing members and another by a socialist, patriotic nationalist movement.

It is arguable where the roots of this strange tribes lay and where exactly the territory of Dorenberg is located. The “Kanacken” are a very rare species which subject to further studies by highly qualified experts from Daphnistan.