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= Tom Bottomley = Thomas Michael Bottomley was born 9 June 1996. It was celebrated the world over. Upon his third Birthday, Lord Bumley was revered by millions. By age 8, he had already won Wimbledon 11 times. Federer described his ability with a racket as 'magisterial'. Unfortunately, later in life, Thomas fell on hard times, falling out with his far more succesful brother Jonty. He ended up coaching tennis to small children, and died aged 25 of AIDS. Luckily, due to being from the Bottomley bloodline, he possessed the power of resurrection, and rose from the dead 4 days later under the name ‘Roger Bumsex’.