User:NorwegianHouseSpider

Norwegian House Spider Overview of the Norwegian house spider

-AKA rattle spider

-Luminous green blood

-Shape of a kippah

-Enjoys snowboarding – though allergic to snow

-Lives inside garden gnomes

-Bad outbreak of them in old peoples home

Sex life for spiders in general

http://science.howstuffworks.com/zoology/insects-arachnids/spider8.htm

Specifics to the Norwegian house spider

-Multiple partners – two partners

-Penis is nose

-Bites act like Viagra on men, turns women into hermaphrodites

-Penis breaks off during intercourse

-When on heat, smells like KFC#

- One of the only animals to have sex for fun

Differences between males and females

-size

-appearance

Pics!

-females solitary

-spiders are small and can be spread out over a wide area -once a mate is found, has to fight off other possible contenders for pussay

Females advertise when they are horny

(NHS smells like KFC – no KFC in Norway)