User:NotButter

I'm just going to use this as a draft for a page I plan on eventually uploading.

I sell babies and children to OIA which is "Orphanages In Alleyways". A nonprofit organization that is technically illegal, but they mean well. I don't know much about them, but It's run by a couple of overweight Mexican men. I hear "Jesus loves you" coming from the alleyways a lot. I don't know what it means, but the kids scream with joy afterwards. They also hug the kids a lot. In fact, in general, they just touch the kids a lot. I see the kids with tears of joy though, so that's good!

So, they aren't like a normal orphanage, because they just keep the kids until they turn eighteen. After they turn eighteen, I usually hear a bang, (which is probably a pat on the back for a job well done, since it also happens when kids talk to police officers to the officer and the child) and then, I assume they just release them, because I never hear from them again afterward. Another thing I would note about OIA is that, I see what I think is bloody red worms on the floor a lot. So, they might have a sanitation problem. That, or the kids are so happy their brains leak out! OIA is also a free Day Care and will take children 4 through 18. And I know you parents think this is one of those "warm and fuzzy" places based on how I've described it, but they have a good discipline policy too. If the kids aren't good, then they go to smackyourbrainsandotherfluidsoutville or time-out-with80868909lashings-land. Just what ARE these places, you ask? Well, I don't exactly know, but I DO know that one of them involves rats, and a very deep and dark locked closet. When the kid goes in the closet, one of the Mexican attenders will usually accompany him, which I'm assuming is for a good talking-to because afterward, the kid comes out crying, probably because he feels bad for what he's done. What could go wrong? So, as you can see, the men who run this Organization are very loving, kind, responsible men who will treat the children as they would their own. Most of their children have tragically died after falling down the stairs the twelfth time. Or at least that's the story. Now, you're probably wondering "why don't these men have an official business? This sounds like a lovely place!" Well, the answer to that is, they couldn't obtain a license. Why? Because they HAVE been accused of Arsen, Murder, Rape, Buggery, and Manslaughter. I know none of this can be true though! and if you met these lovely gentlemen, you would too. Today, millions of vulnerable children around the world are growing up in orphanages, without the love and care of a family. In the best cases, the children are receiving food, clothes, a cot or bed, an education and a roof over their heads. They are supported by well-meaning charities, churches, individuals and governments. In the worst cases, they are isolated, starved, abused, sold into international adoption or sex cartels, and many die.

In all cases, they never get the love, support and sense of identity that only a loving family can give. Hundreds of studies tell us - as does our common sense - that family life is critical to a child's healthy development. Without it, children suffer great harm and are deeply damaged. Evidence shows us that children who grow up in institutional care are more likely to suffer from poor health, physical underdevelopment, deterioration in brain growth, and to experience developmental delays and emotional attachment disorders.

Consequently, they have lower intellectual, social and behavioral abilities than children growing up in a family environment. They also suffer the social consequences of having no family support structure and being branded as social outcasts, which often lasts a lifetime.

At OIA, It's different. The children receive PLENTY of love. The children never leave OIA unless they are all grown up, so yo can be sure they're in good hands for life. You dont even have to worry about cops coming in and abusing the kids (which I can only assume they do) because OIA shoots any unauthorized entries or exits on site.