User:Notexactlytaylorswift/sandbox/Starfish Ultimate New Forest Potato Bean Tree

(Bellavida Potatio bean kelp) is... (The bean kelp was first discovered by jorris bonson in the year 1420 (bc), it was originally banned in every state as it was seen as a suspicious substance, however in 1666 (acdc) Sir Bustin Jeiber the great passed a law, allowing infinate consumption of the potato bean kelp.

In the year 1669 (ad) Saylor Twift - queen of musicianali industrita - passed away due to complicatitions with the potato bean kelp... her death was unoticed by the brittish army

Upon the year 1845, King of Saterlemon Wugar, Sarry H.Tyles was murdered by the president of america Wanye kest as wanye was jealous of sarry's bean kelp stock, he thought yebonce should have more bellavida potatio bean kelp then sarry!

this caused a civil war in the year 1855, as the people weren't happy with the slaughter of the king, suffregete shed reerend started a bean kelp cult in order to make same bean kelp varient marrige legal

which brings us to 2004, esor nagrom was born, with the power to eat bean kelp without it exsisting, however the discovery of the kelp's lack of truth was made in 2022 by lesley mc lesley when he was asked to study it by chloe jones

lesley, this is a lesson to you... what is the moral of the story?