User:Notfreebeer

"Well," said Tommy, "this is interesting." "We've never been in charge of the truth before," said Anna, "I thought it would be exciting." "I'm not excited," admitted Tommy, "there's so much work to do." "Not to mention," said Anna, "the truth is awfully difficult." "Well," said Tommy, throwing up his hands, "if the truth is boring, difficult and lots of work, then what are we doing here?" "It turns out," explained Anna, "that the only thing that can move you from one place to another is the truth." "Ah," said Tommy, "you mean we have to do the work before we can leave." "Right," said Anna with a sigh, "the badge is just the frosting on the cake." "Badge?" said Tommy. "Notfreebeer," said Anna. "Who's that?" asked Tommy. "Hell if I know!" said Anna, and with that, they got to work.