User:Notjacobminder/sandbox

= Jacob Minder =

RES Q of mikey jaksun
Jacob was one of the first human who allegedly traveled through time to stop Micheal Jackson from turning from a beautiful ebony pop king into a highly questionable looking 'white man' with a slurry of accusations that; no matter how big of a star or how many times you say (softly and untrustworthy)  "thatsssss ignorant" people still question the very fabric of your being. He was unsuccessful in reasoning with Micheal.

PAUL RIDER
On march 26th 1993 Jacob had a brain-freeze that had knocked him unconscious into a fever endused hypo-tranfacto hyper sleep endused kenetic keto shock dream that gave him phophetic prophecies of the future that were told to him by ancient Egyptian aliens that were called Giorgio-ian A.-ehh Tsoukalos-ians. These spiky haired beings had told jacob in the not so distant future, a being will be birthed into the world that can only be phathomed by a human   brain as "the second coming of ghoopy woldberg and phris cratt with a jesus like wanye kest spirit and an intense need for speed" and his name will be waul palker. As prophesied Jacob Minder knew that on September 11 2003 a man named waul palker had been roaming the bared streets of new jersey after a horrific terrorist attack by the cast and crew of the movie Madagascar on behalf of the city of england and country of london. Jacob had ran into waul palker on the streets and went back into a vision only explainable by the visual representation of thats so raven. this exact moment was so important to the shaping of the planet earth as known today it had been recreated [ timestamp of 5:03-6:07 s3ep10 ] on the show "cory in the house". Jacob had come back to reality and jumped into his time machine which was disguised as a crappy run down van that says "alleged sex offender inside". Jacob was all to clever he knew that noboy in their right minds would even come near the van which was really a time machine secretly, in fear that maybe a butt naked dude would jump out and possibly offend them sexually.